While driving to Gamestop to reserve Mass Effect 2, I heard an ad that claimed their product was "America's most trusted condom". How do they determine which condoms are most trusted? The most obvious answer is to station someone outside one pay-by-hour motel in each state and conduct exit polls, I'm sure going something like;
"Excuse me sir, which brand of condom did you cast YOUR vote for?"
"Why Trojan, my good man"
"Would you say you chose Trojan over its competitors due to a belief that it would best enhance your lovemaking, without creating additional human beings?"
Speaking of radios, have you ever been driving with someone whose musical taste is completely different to yours? Its like trying to fix up a Wookie with a Klingon... the basic anatomy is the same, but there is just NO compatibility there. Not too long ago, I had the supreme misfortune of sharing a vehicle with a pre-teen girl. There is no specimen of humanity on earth as predictable and ornery as a pre-teen girl. Does it sparkle? WANT. Does it have dolphins? WANT. Think about it; this subset of humanity is SO twisted, they pick characters in fighting games based solely on "which one has the prettiest outfit". Utter madness. SO... I told this dear, precious child that she could pick the station* as we left on a 15 minute trip. It was like a vengeful gnome was attacking my eardrums with a cheese-grater, and no q-tip of any size could save me.
*If you live in the Colorado Springs-Denver-Pueblo area, listen to FM 98.6 sometime. A fun game is to see how many songs you can get through before your hands start slipping off the steering wheel and fastening themselves around your throat.
The Megatherium was featured on prime time TV friday (before the first commercial)
http://www.hulu.com/watch/122598/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-fri-jan-22-2010#s-p1-so-i0
This was definitely his best acting role in at LEAST 19,000 years. Nice to see someone doing well in these trying economic times.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
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