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The following is a list of actions that I have personally taken in the last 5-6 months;

Ran out of underwear, and wore swim trunks instead for three days

Found a blackened, hardened pepperoni under the washing machine, and ate it

Kept a cooler of water by my desk so I wouldn't have to fill my bottle at the sink

Dropped a pizza face-down onto the carpet, scraped the cheese out of the fibers and ate it.

Used a spoon to cook bacon, then the handle of the same spoon to spread peanut butter and jelly

Now I have a serious question for you folks, is college devolving me?