Today I got my first call from a potential employer in roughly 4.2 millennia, give or take a few decades. Whole foods! huzzah! The interview went great, the guy actually had me meet the next higher-up manager and showed me around a little. I need this job like BP needs better public relations (would have been nice a few months ago, but even more important now!) so fingers crossed.
Last easter I got a sandwich bag filled with jelly beans, and by eating only one piece a day I've managed to make it last until the present day. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that if you eat just one jelly bean, the gods replace the sugar with vitamins so its basically like munching on cauliflower, but without the agony.
Speaking of agony, I think I am developing athletes foot. The top of my right big toe burns like the dickens, but there is no visible rash. My secondary notion is that diminutive fairy-folk (likely envious of my large feet) are sneaking into my room at night and attacking my extremities with miniature mallets.
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