Foodstuffs!

In response to my last blog, I received a particularly scathing message from a friend of mine, informing me in no uncertain terms that SOME cars are worthy of being named, and that my car was henceforth to be referred to as Frank the car.

Frank has seen better days, to put it bluntly. The clicker (locking-unlocking McJigger) split in half irreparably well over 2 years ago, and the drivers-side door is the only one that opens using the key. Electronically, Frank is a mess; The right turn signal is as reliable as a hot air balloon made of toilet paper, the windshield wipers change speeds faster than a 5 year old with ADD, and turning on the heat or air kills the engine like I dropped an anchor.

Every once in a while, I forget that I hate trying new foods, and instead of getting delicious buffalo style chicken strips, I pick out something different. I was in one of these dangerous and unfortunate moods the other day while working at safeway, and instead of getting my regular snack of a banana, a doughnut and a cup of yogurt, I got... a BROWN banana, a doughnut and a cup of yogurt.

Not only are brown bananas smaller and more expensive than their yellow-peeled cousins, the taste and texture is akin to coffee grounds mixed with dirt. In any case, I learned my lesson: from here on out its chicken slathered in hot sauce and pizza of all varieties.

Did you know that buffalo are officially twice as bad-ass as lions? the official numbers aren't in yet, but the proof is here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

It starts a little slow, but picks up at 2 min. Then again at 3:40. then again at 5:40.

Can you think of any other creature (save for the noble sloth of course) that could get mauled by lions, then became the rope in a game of tug-of-war with a crocodile, and just WALK THE F*** away?!?! Bad. Ass. Mudder.

Badbass baby buffalos aside, this next critter wins the "jaw droppingly awesomesauce award"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9EidKdpQAY

Until next time!