Attention Safeway shoppers...

So the lakers lost. Really badly. I've always thought that Pau Gasol constantly looks as though he about to burst into tears, but in the post game interview he looked downright sullen. A friend of mine says "Gasol needs a personal hugger to hug him every 10 minutes, maybe then he will cheer up" and I have to agree. Honestly though, if anyone should be upset, its ME. I know for a fact that the lakers success (or lack thereof) is more important to me than to anyone else. Gasol needs to suck it up.

It appears Frank was quite unhappy with my description of his flaws in my last post. He was so pissed off, in fact, that he decided to go on strike and just NOT start when I told him to.

This sets a very dangerous precedent. I FINALLY acquiesce and give my stupid car a name, and it instantly starts showing sentience. If I name my microwave, will it refuse to cook my pizza unless I first coax it with wine and song? This is simply inexcusable. Moral of the story; Naming your shit brings us one step closer to skynet. Don't do it!

I've been doing a lot of checking at Safeway lately, and notice that some people buy some really strange combinations of things...

Fruit loops and Chocolate milk.
A romance novel and a cucumber.
Cigarettes, beer, and a pregnancy test.

When it comes to buying weird shit, nobody comes close to beating the stoners; they shuffle in in groups of 2 or 3 after midnight to buy stuff like mousetraps and sticks of butter. Theres also the occasional 14 year old on a dare buying tampons (or some other unmentionable abomination), constantly snickering and looking over his shoulder.

Too much editing! If i re-write this thing one more time, It will never get posted. Me constantly re-writing these things until they are 2 weeks late might actually be a decent topic at some point...

Parting shot: Finished watching Fruits Basket a few days ago, at the behest of a wise friend of mine. The first 17-18 episodes are full of boys being mistaken for girls (and apparently this proves how attractive they are...? I'll never understand japan) and some admittedly hilarious jokes. Then suddenly the focus shifts from lighthearted to dark as abruptly as the killer rabbit of Caerbannog (-10 points if you dont know the reference). I can't go into more detail without giving it away, but its on Hulu for free, check it out.