So, I have a pool outside my room. Today, a very attractive woman decided to sunbathe, aprox. 8 feet from my window. I managed to contain myself for about 30, minutes, but then finally caved in, and stood up to peek out my window. It was at this inauspicious moment, that she turned, and made eye contact with me. The events that followed this fateful meeting of gazes were horrible, shameful, and intensely embarrassing. I hope to never again replicate this experience as long as I live.
I hate the location of my room. How many guys in my position, Could manage to not even take ONE PEEK at an almost naked, very attractive woman lying down, literally at eye level, not even a dozen feet away? This is just not fair.
In other news, anyone know where I can buy enough bricks to fill in a 7'X3' window?
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