Tuesday, September 29, 2009

School?

English is NOT the primary language of my Econ professor. This isn't really a big deal, I can understand almost everything she says, but sometimes things come out strangely hilarious.

"I am giving extra homework, but is not because I am bitch"
"If you get bad grade, do not think "I am worthless, I now hang myself""

I was recently told that a classmate of mine badmouths me to my other classmates before I get there. Specifically, that I am "Arrogant and Condescending". I don't know what I did to incur this persons malice towards me, but now that I know it is there, I am not sure what to do about it. Does he hate me because I am better looking? Better dressed? Or just because I am more likely to go to heaven (assuming it exists), as well as stronger, faster, funnier and more popular? In any case, I have no CLUE why he would call me arrogant. None. Condescending though? Yeah, I probably shouldn't pat people on the head and say "oooooh you adorable little person, good try" and then scratch behind their ears whenever they make mistakes... gotta WORK on that, damn. Hees got me there.

We got our bathroom door replaced today, it was about the equivalent of replacing a dropped ice-cream-cone with an entire Baskin&Robbins. The frame was being held on with duct tape, and split in two pieces every time you closed it, making a sound like a distant giant snapping tree trunks in two (you know how giants are, no courtesy for their neighbors). NOW, however, that sweet baby closes like a charm, and there is NO duct tape in sight. I'm moving up in the world.

I watched House last night, dang good show. Lie To Me though? cmon, multiple personalities is totally lame. That was the least entertaining episode I've seen of the show yet, It was BARELY more fun than doing *shudder* homework. Whats the point?

I want it to be friday...

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