I woke up early to finish (ok fine... begin) my Analysis homework. Now, Analysis has "Anal" in the name for a reason; Everything must be done exactly perfect on the first try, or Archimedes will personally descend from heaven (or ascend from hell, who knows) and kick your ass 12th century style. Medieval beatings aside, I wasn't too worried about getting a good grade, as I have a long track record of doing well on half-assed work... but I discovered that the homework was due yesterday by 6pm. Its complete crapballs, but on the plus side, I'm AWAKE at 5:15, which is my very favorite-est thing in the whole world.
I was recently informed that my favorite beer, Bud Light Lime, is girly. For about 30 seconds I was appalled, and considered attempting to find a NEW favorite beer... then I came to my senses and realized that I like it because it tastes good, not because anyone else likes it. Clearly, "Girly" means "Delicious". I should grind up a couple my little ponies into a spreadable powder to put on my eggs, or maybe try putting some franks sauce on a poster of a dolphin (jumping out of the water, a moon in the backround) and eating it with some french fries.
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Of course girly means delicious! Guys are just jealous that they're "man drinks" don't taste as good. Apparently bitter, curdy, and tastes-like-regurgitated-vomit is what most men deem manly. ;)
ReplyDeleteAccording to Dave, there was actually no homework. btw.
ReplyDeleteWell next time we go out I'll drink a stout and sing "What would you do with a drunken sailor" in my Louis Armstrong voice... bare-chested while boxing a bear and disrespecting women. That should be manly enough to satisfy all challengers.
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