When I finished writing that last blog, I tried to go to sleep.
Then realized that there could be a malevolent entity standing over me, just WAITING for me to fall asleep so he could rub his dirty paws all over me. ewwwww. While I may not have too much success with the ladies, I'm sure to the demonic world there is nothing more appealing than a 21 year old virgin. I am a very rare specimen... There aren't many of us LEFT you know (as long as you don't count mormons). I'm like a hotcake covered in crack and then rolled in 1000 dollar bills to these guys.
So I can't sleep. Apparently the movie was better than I thought, at least 3/5.
If I get dragged off tonight and disappear, no-one look under my bed. seriously there is nothing there.
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That was Chris' problem too. Hahahaha. At least you went and saw an actual "scary" movie. Is that a first?
ReplyDeleteI love you bro. Wish I wasn't sick last time you came down. :(
Yeah, I haven't seen a scary movie in theaters since... idk, it was with you and aaron and wes, so that should tell you something.
ReplyDeleteOMG I knew you weren't that tough!! I felt all bad being scared by that movie while you just casted it aside...Serves you right...Bastard
ReplyDeleteChris Baca